"My humility is legend."
"You cannot be an inventor unless you are arrogant and reckless. The light bulb was not the result of, "Hi, honey, I want to be nobody and I'm glad there's nothing here to turn off!"
"I quit drinking. Now I have Valium with dinner."
"Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst Liberals."
“Any fantasy beats any reality - anytime!”
"Sex and Love -- I always get those two mixed up."
patient with the people you meet. It takes time to
nothing worse than getting married right before you meet the girl of your
dreams. I hate it when that happens."
just played John Cage's 4:33 really fast.
is it the people most in need of mental help are the ones offering it?"
"Sex is not about size. It's about aim."
graduated from medical school as a patient."
had a very funny thought yesterday.