Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional,
illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous
mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is
entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end.

Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred. - Jacques Barzun

Political Correctness doesn't change us, it shuts us up. - Glenn Beck

The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism. - Phyllis Schlafly

The two pillars of 'political correctness' are: a) willful ignorance. b) a steadfast refusal to face the truth.

Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes
imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this. - Doris Lessing

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